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Cheated Out Of Dinner

Come on in, honey, even if you are hours late for our anniversary dinner. You were so late that we missed our reservations, and now there's no time to order delivery either. It's such a shame you were being a filthy cheater on date night when you left me home, alone and hungry.

If you had cheated and gotten home earlier, I might have been in a different mood. At the very least, I wouldn't have been ravenously hungry. It's a pity you cheated and then came home when I was starving, had you fed me and then been honest, things would have gone much differently.

I could have considered ordering dinner from my favorite delivery. I could have considered any number of other outcomes, but unfortunately my stomach is growling louder than your lying, cheating ass. If you were a better husband, I'd have different appetites. Oh, I just can't wait anymore! I'm too hungry, and you've gotten my hunger stoked to uncontrollable levels! I'd be sorry, if I weren't so hungry, and you weren't a cheating husband! I know I'm going to be so full after you're gone.....

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