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Where has that lazy maid gotten off to again? Worthless as a milk maid, that darned cow girl.....She's never cleaning anything other than the fridge, out! She doesn't cook anything, unless she's eating it herself. This time you've found her snuck off into the bedroom, lazing about on the bed and eating your special ice cream.

The lazy cow maid yawns deep, then eats more, rubs her belly, belches, and continues snack-napping. She's hardly awake, merely blinking her eyes open hardly long enough to take another bite of ice cream, or to burp and yawn some more. Even when she stretches deep, with huge yawning and burping that interrupts her yawns, she barely opens her eyes. No, this lazy cow girl is more a snack fiend than a maid at all.

She lays about in bed, eating, yawning, and burping without a care. She should be cleaning or making dinner, but she's eating dessert early. Nonchalant about her carefree eating, she sates her munchies on the sweets. Surely there will be no treats left to hand out for any Halloween visitors, because she's already likely eaten them all! Scraping the last of the ice cream, she burps, pats her bloated belly, yawns, and then mutters something about more sweets and treats for her tummy that will be yummy, or something about dinner and snacks or sex. She probably just wants to yawn about in another snack-nap with the rest of the Halloween treats from the fridge.