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EXPAND YOUR SEARCH AND TRY MEN TOO

You've been hunting your entire life for someone, and yet here you are, still alone. Never has a love interest returned your feelings. Missing every shot you take, it's hard not to feel discouraged. Perhaps you've already given up? Now, you've only been pursuing 1/2 the population and you need to expand your search. It's time for new tastes, something different. Dick. Though, is it really that different? You have one in your pants, so it's something you're very familiar with. You know how to work one very well being a compulsive masturbator and all. Of course, you're nowhere near the size of Ellie's dildo in hand. Nah, you're a bit of a beta bitch. Inferior in every way it counts in the world of dating but lucky for you, men aren't as picky as women are. But before you continue your hunt, you'll need to go shopping for one thing...

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